My Old Stuff

This section of the website is reserved specifically for talking about and providing links to where you can download PDFs of stuff I’ve abandoned or wrote a while ago and am no longer entirely proud of. Any poetry I’ve written is excluded, as I’m unsure of have to present it.

Quickly let’s talk about stuff I made in school. A lot of that is probably lost media or stuck on my old PC, which is broken and doesn’t turn on. But I doubt anyone seriously wants to read ‘The Princess Who Ate a Mushroom’ this early in my writing journey.

Tenacity (circa October 2023): Flash fiction. The first story I wrote for university, written for the university’s writing magazine Readable. Typical Dunning-Kruger effect, I thought I was better than I was. About an unkillable man digging himself out of a grave. https://www.mediafire.com/file/4inm1fffiykk7b0/Tenacity_1.pdf/file

Pores (circa 2023): Short story. Wrote this for an assignment. About a man who escapes from a biological weapons testing facility only to find himself dying of a disease that makes his pores open up in necrotic wounds. https://www.mediafire.com/file/e261yhg7tajc53o/Pores.pdf/file

Ultimate Weapon (circa February 2024): Novel fragment. I ain’t proud of this. I based it off a misremembered cover of an anime DVD I’d seen as a young child. About a girl called Kira Sterling (a recurring character in my work) and her friend Nike who hunt down supernatural women called Ultimate Weapons. https://www.mediafire.com/file/ngkgk8q6hqeeag6/UltimateWeapon.pdf/file

Warrant (early 2024): One-act play script. Wrote this for an assignment. About two men who murder a third in a hotel room whilst disguised as police officers. I wrote this mostly to confuse people. The plot is nonsense and I deliberately tried to plant specific threads so readers to interpret it in certain ways that would ultimately go nowhere. https://www.mediafire.com/file/iv252ek2feaej7u/Warrant.pdf/file

Blue Lotus (circa July 2024): Novel fragment. More proud of this one than Ultimate Weapon. Follows Frank Porter on the funeral planet, where grief and mourning is aestheticized and dying young is extremely common. In the aftermath of his beloved’s, Blue Lotus’, death, Frank rebels against society by digging up her corpse and travelling to a castle in hopes of bringing her back. Exists in fragment form, the first two chapters are more or less complete, but after that it breaks down into individual lines, notes, paragraphs and scenes. https://www.mediafire.com/file/vfqyn4fsusgid7f/Blue-Lotus.pdf/file

Hell Valley Avocado Farm (circa October 2024): Novel fragment. Also more proud of this one than Ultimate Weapon. Follows Frank Porter as he runs away from his mundane existence working on a desert avocado farm and discovers his entire life on the farm has been a television show for the residents of a city where just about anything is television. Exists in fragments, much like Blue Lotus. https://www.mediafire.com/file/hzs90wh31uz3eel/DeathValley.pdf/file

The Cell (late 2024): Short story in two parts. Wrote this for an assignment. About a man who lives in a padded cell, with no memory of how he got there, who he is or why he’s there. Written in response to my frustration with how the intrigue of a ‘dude wakes up in a room with no idea of how he got there’ is lost when the explanation is given. https://www.mediafire.com/file/nltyhzhs2p81u6e/The-Cell.pdf/file

Nil By Mouth (late 2024): Screenplay. Wrote this for an assignment. About a man who wakes up one day without a mouth. https://www.mediafire.com/file/ya1reiwvc5t959o/Nilbymouth.pdf/file

The Witch-Hammer (during university, exact time unknown): Novel fragment. About Kira Sterling, a girl who can see ghosts who teams up with the ghost of a serial killer she helped get executed to continue his quest of killing witches. https://www.mediafire.com/file/q7objj38vspu2t7/WITCH-HAMMER.pdf/file

Take Forty Four (during university, exact time unknown): Short story about the making of a snuff film. https://www.mediafire.com/file/bmyatigbs56c390/Take-Forty-Four.pdf/file

Assemblage (during university, exact time unknown): Short story about the reassembly of a dismembered prostitute back into a single whole. Originally this was supposed to be one of three stories, called the dead gyaru stories. The other two were called ‘Video Dating Tape (The Prostitute’s Story)’ and ‘Plastic Baby (The Abortionist’s Story)’ but they were never finished. Plastic Baby was about a woman whose body was so polluted with microplastics she gave birth to plastic trash. Video Dating Tape was about a male prostitute who accidentally gets another prostitute killed after sending out a porn VHS of. https://www.mediafire.com/file/uvupsqigloim2c7/Assemblage.pdf/file