Dream Diary 13/01/2026

First dream I’ve had worth talking about in a long time.

I had gotten in trouble for something at university, and was required to stay in his sort of halfway house whilst I waited for my chewing-out. The residents of the house were Kazuichi Soda from Danganronpa 2 (we had a conversation at one point about how long he’d been wearing that jumpsuit for), Jonathan Byers from Stranger Things, and two manosphere alpha male influencers who I hate. I’d regularly attempt to aggravate the influencers by dressing in feminine clothing and arguing against their talking points.

One day, there’s a party going on in the house, and I’m talking to Kazuichi Soda. He asks if I need to go to the bathroom, to which I say ‘What for?’, to which he says ‘Uhhhh drugs.’ I follow him to the disabled toilet, and we open the door. We find Jonathan Byers sitting there, wrapping toilet paper around his hand, clearly stoned out of his mind, having hotboxed the small room. The two women who run the house, each a sort of mishmash of various female teachers I’ve had in the past (perhaps I should add them to a personal list of Jungian archetypes), came over, smelt the weed, and shut the party down.

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